{"id":411,"date":"2009-02-06T13:17:07","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T12:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/test.epovidky.com\/?p=411"},"modified":"2009-02-06T13:17:07","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T12:17:07","slug":"zorka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/2009\/02\/06\/zorka\/","title":{"rendered":"Zorka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zorka st\u00e1la u okna a jedla krevetov\u00fd chleb\u00ed\u010dek. J\u00e1 jsem sed\u011bl na z\u00e1chod\u011b a otev\u0159en\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi se d\u00edval na Zorku, jak j\u00ed chleb\u00ed\u010dek. N\u00e1hle zazvonil telefon. Zorka upustila leknut\u00edm chleb\u00ed\u010dek a ten se rozpl\u00e1cl o n\u00e1\u0161 nov\u00fd persk\u00fd koberec. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>J\u00e1 zas leknut\u00edm st\u00e1hl sv\u011bra\u010d tak, \u017ee jsem p\u0159est\u0159ihl n\u00e1sadu od smet\u00e1ku, kterou jsem se uk\u00e1jel. Na\u0161e leknut\u00ed bylo pochopiteln\u00e9 &#8211; nem\u00e1me toti\u017e telefon. Ne\u017e jsme se oba vzpamatovali vyrazil p\u0159edseda parlamentu dr. Hol\u00fd dve\u0159e a ve\u0161el do pokoje, kde postavil na st\u016fl sklenici se slanou vodou. &#8222;Te\u010f si u\u017eijeme,&#8220; za\u010dal sv\u016fj neform\u00e1ln\u00ed rozhovor a pokra\u010doval.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Za chvilku tu budou, zat\u00edm se ud\u011bl\u00e1me.&#8220; Vrhl se na moji Zorku a nacpal ji do \u00fast sv\u00e9ho nabij\u00e1ka, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e dr\u00e1t\u011bnkou na n\u00e1dob\u00ed prohr\u00e1bl jej\u00ed vlhkou lasturku. Sc\u00e9na byla natolik p\u016fsobiv\u00e1, \u017ee jsem nelenil a p\u0159idal se se zlomenou n\u00e1sadou od smet\u00e1ku, kterou sem dr. Hol\u00e9mu s l\u00e1skou nacpal do an\u00e1lu.<\/p>\n<p>Rychle jsem se vyst\u0159\u00eddal se Zorkou a za\u010dal la\u010dn\u011b polykat p\u0159edsedovo tepl\u00e9 sperma. Zorka nasko\u010dila na m\u016fj ztopo\u0159en\u00fd klacek a p\u0159edseda dr. Hol\u00fd l\u00edzal spadl\u00fd krevetov\u00fd chleb\u00ed\u010dek z koberce. Pomalu jsme si nev\u0161imli, \u017ee tu nejsme sami &#8211; pr\u00e1v\u011b p\u0159i\u0161li ostatn\u00ed \u010dlenov\u00e9 parlamentu. Zorka \u0161la na dra\u010dku, proto\u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina \u010dlen\u016f parlament\u016f p\u0159i\u0161la pr\u00e1v\u011b za n\u00ed. Se mnou si to rozdala jenom poslankyn\u011b R\u016f\u017eenka a star\u00fd dobr\u00e1k Pep\u00ed\u010dek. Bylo to moc fajn.<\/p>\n<p>Potom jsme si pustili zpr\u00e1vy v telce a Zorka p\u0159ipravila n\u011bjak\u00fd chleb\u00ed\u010dky a donesla tepl\u00fd b\u00edl\u00fd v\u00edno. N\u00e1lada se dob\u0159e rozv\u00edjela a ka\u017edej si to d\u011blal s\u00e1m. 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J\u00e1 jsem sed\u011bl na z\u00e1chod\u011b a otev\u0159en\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi se d\u00edval na Zorku, jak j\u00ed chleb\u00ed\u010dek. N\u00e1hle zazvonil telefon. Zorka upustila leknut\u00edm chleb\u00ed\u010dek a ten se rozpl\u00e1cl o n\u00e1\u0161 nov\u00fd persk\u00fd koberec.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":226,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grupac"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":1445,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/226"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":412,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions\/412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}