{"id":704,"date":"2009-02-15T13:52:04","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T12:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/?p=704"},"modified":"2009-02-15T13:52:04","modified_gmt":"2009-02-15T12:52:04","slug":"inzerat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/2009\/02\/15\/inzerat\/","title":{"rendered":"Inzer\u00e1t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zkusil jsem jeden kontaktn\u00ed inzer\u00e1t a dostalo se mi p\u0159esladk\u00e9 odm\u011bny. Hledal jsem n\u011bjakou \u017eenu tak kolem \u010dty\u0159ic\u00edtky, proto\u017ee si mi v\u00edc l\u00edb\u00ed \u017eensk\u00e9, kter\u00e9 jsou star\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e j\u00e1. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Jedin\u00e9, co jsem po\u017eadoval, aby m\u011bla r\u00e1da p\u0159\u00edrodu a z\u00e1rove\u0148 dom\u00e1ckou pohodu. V prvn\u00ed v\u00e1rce byl jenom jeden dopis a \u00fapln\u011b m\u011b \u0161okovalo, \u017ee mi odpov\u011bd\u011bla \u017eensk\u00e1, kterou jsem u\u017e d\u00e1vno znal. Byla to toti\u017e t\u00e1tova nevlastn\u00ed sest\u0159enice! A bylo j\u00ed dev\u011bta\u010dty\u0159icet, \u010dili byla o devaten\u00e1ct let star\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e j\u00e1. Dlouho jsem se rozhodoval, co budu d\u011blat, ale nakonec jsem si \u0159ekl, \u017ee za to nic ned\u00e1m, kdy\u017e ji nav\u0161t\u00edv\u00edm. <\/p>\n<p>Byla mou n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvou p\u0159ekvapen\u00e1 a pot\u011b\u0161en\u00e1 z\u00e1rove\u0148, pozvala m\u011b na kafe a pak jsme si za\u010dali pov\u00eddat. Po chv\u00edli jsem na ni vybalil, pro\u010d jsem vlastn\u011b za n\u00ed p\u0159i\u0161el. Byla z toho skute\u010dn\u011b paf, ale rychle se zase vzpamatovala a zeptala se m\u011b: &quot;Tak\u017ee co s t\u00edm ud\u011bl\u00e1me?&#8220; &#8222;M\u016f\u017ee to klidn\u011b z\u016fstat jenom mezi n\u00e1ma dv\u011bma&#8220;, \u0159ekl jsem a up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b \u0159e\u010deno, par\u00e1dn\u011b m\u011b vzru\u0161ila p\u0159edstava, jak si to s n\u00ed rozd\u00e1v\u00e1m. &#8222;No, kdy\u017e mysl\u00ed\u0161&#8220;, \u0159ekla a usm\u00e1la se. &#8222;Hele, pro\u010d sis dal ten inzer\u00e1t?&#8220; zeptala se vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed. &#8222;Proto\u017ee m\u00e1m rad\u0161i star\u0161\u00ed \u017eensk\u00fd&#8220;, odpov\u011bd\u011bl jsem j\u00ed po pravd\u011b. &#8222;A j\u00e1 jsem zase odpov\u011bd\u011bla, proto\u017ee m\u00e1m r\u00e1da mlad\u0161\u00ed mu\u017esk\u00fd&#8220;, \u0159ekla. C\u00edtil jsem, jak se mi nap\u00edn\u00e1 l\u00e1tka na kalhotech. M\u016fj junior se p\u0159ipravoval na setk\u00e1n\u00ed se vzd\u00e1lenou p\u0159\u00edzn\u00ed. A jak jsme tak sed\u011bli a pov\u00eddali si, p\u0159em\u00edstila se t\u00e1tova sest\u0159enka Guri ke mn\u011b bl\u00ed\u017e a polo\u017eila mi ruku na stehno. &#8222;Slib mi, \u017ee nikomu o na\u0161\u00ed sch\u016fzce ne\u0159ekne\u0161 ani slovo!&#8220; P\u0159ik\u00fdvl jsem. Rozepnula mi ko\u0161ili a odepjala p\u00e1sek a moje py\u0161n\u00e9 mu\u017estv\u00ed j\u00ed vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed vykouklo vst\u0159\u00edc. Guri pak p\u0159e\u0161la k nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed pohovce a za\u010dala se pomalu, dr\u00e1\u017ediv\u011b svl\u00e9kat. J\u00e1 jsem z\u016fstal sed\u011bt a pozoroval jsem ji. M\u011bla \u0161t\u00edhlou, hezkou postavu, pom\u011brn\u011b velk\u00e1 \u0148adra a rozko\u0161nou prdelku. A po t\u011ble ani jednu vr\u00e1sku, ani jeden tukov\u00fd z\u00e1hyb! Buchtu m\u011bla velkou a tmavou. Opravdov\u00e1 delikatesa. Guri popo\u0161la ke mn\u011b, klekla si mi mezi nohy, sklonila se a dala si m\u016fj ocas do pusy. Kdy\u017e jsem najednou uc\u00edtil v\u0161echnu tu horkost a vlhkost, m\u00e1lem jsem se ud\u011blal. Sna\u017eil jsem se ze v\u0161ech sil soust\u0159edit, ale Guri se pustila do tak b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e9ho kou\u0159en\u00ed, \u017ee jsem se stejn\u011b ve chvilce vyst\u0159\u00edkl. Bylo mi tro\u0161ku trapn\u011b, \u017ee jsem j\u00ed nast\u0159\u00edkal celou svou d\u00e1vku do pusy, ale Guri mi \u0159ekla, abych se t\u00edm netr\u00e1pil. &#8222;Te\u010f si chvilku odpo\u010di\u0148, j\u00e1 zat\u00edm ud\u011bl\u00e1m n\u011bco k ve\u010de\u0159i. <\/p>\n<p>Potom si to s tebou rozd\u00e1m tak, jak si to je\u0161t\u011b nikdy p\u0159edt\u00edm neza\u017eil. T\u011b\u0161 se!&quot; A mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee n\u011bco tak fantastick\u00e9ho jsem skute\u010dn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b v \u017eivot\u011b neza\u017eil. Jestli z toho napoprv\u00e9 nic nem\u011bla, proto\u017ee jsem se ud\u011blal jako puber\u0165\u00e1k, tak si to pozd\u011bji bohat\u011b vynahradila. \u0160oustali jsme, kou\u0159ili jsme se a l\u00edzali do \u00fapln\u00e9ho vys\u00edlen\u00ed &#8211; a pak jsme usnuli, jako kdy\u017e n\u00e1s do vody hod\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"kk-star-ratings kksr-auto kksr-align-left kksr-valign-bottom\"\n    data-payload='{&quot;align&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:&quot;704&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;default&quot;,&quot;valign&quot;:&quot;bottom&quot;,&quot;ignore&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;reference&quot;:&quot;auto&quot;,&quot;class&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;count&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;legendonly&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;readonly&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;score&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;starsonly&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;best&quot;:&quot;5&quot;,&quot;gap&quot;:&quot;5&quot;,&quot;greet&quot;:&quot;Rate this post&quot;,&quot;legend&quot;:&quot;0\\\/5 - (0 votes)&quot;,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;24&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Inzer\u00e1t&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;_legend&quot;:&quot;{score}\\\/{best} - ({count} {votes})&quot;,&quot;font_factor&quot;:&quot;1.25&quot;}'>\n            \n<div class=\"kksr-stars\">\n    \n<div class=\"kksr-stars-inactive\">\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" data-star=\"1\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" data-star=\"2\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" data-star=\"3\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" data-star=\"4\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" data-star=\"5\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n    \n<div class=\"kksr-stars-active\" style=\"width: 0px;\">\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n            <div class=\"kksr-star\" style=\"padding-right: 5px\">\n            \n\n<div class=\"kksr-icon\" style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px;\"><\/div>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n                \n\n<div class=\"kksr-legend\" style=\"font-size: 19.2px;\">\n            <span class=\"kksr-muted\">Rate this post<\/span>\n    <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zkusil jsem jeden kontaktn\u00ed inzer\u00e1t a dostalo se mi p\u0159esladk\u00e9 odm\u011bny. Hledal jsem n\u011bjakou \u017eenu tak kolem \u010dty\u0159ic\u00edtky, proto\u017ee si mi v\u00edc l\u00edb\u00ed \u017eensk\u00e9, kter\u00e9 jsou star\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e j\u00e1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":226,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-klasika"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":1534,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/226"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":705,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704\/revisions\/705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}