{"id":777,"date":"2009-02-17T21:25:52","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T20:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/?p=777"},"modified":"2009-02-17T21:25:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T20:25:52","slug":"cerna-magie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/2009\/02\/17\/cerna-magie\/","title":{"rendered":"\u010cern\u00e1 magie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do V\u00e1noc chyb\u011blo tehdy asi dvacet dn\u00ed. Le\u017eela jsem v sol\u00e1riu a opalovala se. M\u016fj mu\u017e obvykle vtipkuje t\u00edm, \u017ee mi do sol\u00e1ria n\u011bco podstr\u010d\u00ed. Tentokr\u00e1t to byl vibr\u00e1tor, o kter\u00e9m v\u00ed, \u017ee ho hrozn\u011b r\u00e1da pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Netrv\u00e1 mi nikdy dlouho, abych se ud\u011blala, kdy\u017e si mas\u00edruju po\u0161t\u011bv\u00e1\u010dek, a obvykle si pom\u00e1h\u00e1m i t\u00edm, \u017ee o n\u011b\u010dem fantaz\u00edruju. Jinak tomu nebylo ani tentokr\u00e1t. Ve\u010der mi potom man\u017eel p\u0159i milov\u00e1n\u00ed \u0159ekl: U\u017eila sis dneska v sol\u00e1riu? Nemus\u00ed\u0161 mi nic namlouvat, proto\u017ee jsem t\u011b potaj\u00ed pozoroval! A co sis p\u0159i tom p\u0159edstavovala? Jak jsem na podnikov\u00e9m v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm ve\u010d\u00edrku, tan\u010d\u00edm tam s n\u011bjak\u00fdm vysok\u00fdm \u010dernochem a pak si s n\u00edm jdu za\u0161oustat na hotel, odpov\u011bd\u011bla jsem bez v\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed. No jo, tak\u017ee ti nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e doufat, \u017ee se ti to na va\u0161em ve\u010d\u00edrku povede, prohl\u00e1sil, a zasm\u00e1l se. P\u0159i\u0161el p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed ve\u010der a j\u00e1 jsem \u0161la na podnikovou oslavu. Pol\u00edbila jsem mu\u017ee a \u0159ekla jsem mu: <\/p>\n<p>Ahoj, a koukej si to taky u\u017e\u00edt! U man\u017eela v pr\u00e1ci toti\u017e taky slavili v\u00e1noce. Kdy\u017e jsem dorazila, vedouc\u00ed odd\u011blen\u00ed n\u00e1s nejd\u0159\u00edv pozval na p\u00e1r pan\u00e1k\u016f do sv\u00e9 kancel\u00e1\u0159e, a pak jsme v\u0161ichni ode\u0161li na slavnostn\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159i do restaurace, kde sed\u011bli lid\u00e9 i z jin\u00fdch firem. Jak se zd\u00e1lo, v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed podnikov\u00e9 ve\u010d\u00edrky byly v pln\u00e9m proudu. Panebo\u017ee, tady je dneska ale fe\u0161\u00e1k\u016f, \u0159ekla jedna moje kolegyn\u011b. Hele, pod\u00edvej se tamhle do rohu! Vid\u00ed\u0161 toho p\u0159ekr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho \u010dernou\u0161ka? Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161i, ten by byl&#8230; Kdy\u017e jsem se pod\u00edvala ke stolu v rohu, m\u011bla jsem z toho par\u00e1dn\u00ed \u0161ok. Sed\u011bl tam toti\u017e p\u0159esn\u011b ten chlap, o kter\u00e9m jsem fantaz\u00edrovala v sol\u00e1riu. Co\u017epak jsi nesly\u0161ela, jak\u00fd maj\u00ed obrovit\u00fd p\u0159irozen\u00ed? vyhrkla kolegyn\u011b a uchechtla se. Bylo po ve\u010de\u0159i a rozproudila se \u017eiv\u00e1 z\u00e1bava. Na parketu se tan\u010dilo a o pit\u00ed rozhodn\u011b nebyla nouze. Musela jsem si odsko\u010dit, a kdy\u017e jsem se vracela ze z\u00e1chodu, st\u00e1l najednou proti mn\u011b na chodb\u011b ten \u010dern\u00fd krasavec. Sm\u00edm prosit? zeptal se m\u011b. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, vyhrkla jsem. Zatancovali jsme si p\u00e1r kousk\u016f a on m\u011b pozval k baru na p\u00e1r pan\u00e1k\u016f. \u0158ekl mi, \u017ee se jmenuje L\u00e1\u010fa, pon\u011bvad\u017e se narodil tady. Zase jsme se vrhli na parket a zatan\u010dili si p\u00e1r p\u00edsni\u010dek. <\/p>\n<p>Sedli jsme si k jednomu stolu a b\u00e1je\u010dn\u011b jsme si pov\u00eddali. Postupn\u011b jsme zji\u0161\u0165ovali, \u017ee je n\u00e1m spolu \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l v\u00edc fajn. L\u00e1\u010fa se na tu noc ubytoval v hotelu, proto\u017ee nebyl od n\u00e1s z m\u011bsta a dom\u016f to m\u011bl sedmdes\u00e1t kilometr\u016f. <\/p>\n<p>Byl z jin\u00e9 pobo\u010dky. Najednou, za\u010dali hr\u00e1t posledn\u00ed kousek ve\u010dera, b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00fd plou\u017e\u00e1k na rozlou\u010denou. L\u00e1\u010fa mi p\u0159i tanci po\u0161eptal do ucha: Ned\u00e1\u0161 si se mnou je\u0161t\u011b na pokoji drink na dobrou noc? Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, r\u00e1da, \u0159ekla jsem, jako by se nechumelilo. Kdy\u017e jsme do\u0161li nahoru do L\u00e1\u010fova pokoje, nalil sob\u011b i mn\u011b skleni\u010dku. Dost se mi u\u017e motala hlava, a tak jsem se musela na chvilku nat\u00e1hnout. L\u00e1\u010fa ke mn\u011b p\u0159i\u0161el a lehce mi mas\u00edroval \u0161\u00edji, v tom se ale ke mn\u011b sklonil a pol\u00edbil m\u011b. Vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed jsem uc\u00edtila na \u0148adrech jeho nenechav\u00e9 ruce a v\u0161echno to prob\u00edhalo p\u0159esn\u011b tak jako vm\u00e9 fantazii. \u0160lo te\u010f jen o to, kam a\u017e to nech\u00e1m doj\u00edt. M\u00e1m to zkusit doopravdy? Jako bych najednou odhodila v\u0161echny z\u00e1brany, \u0159ekla jsem L\u00e1\u010fovi: P\u0159edved mi stript\u00fdz, a\u0165 se pod\u00edv\u00e1m, jestli to je pravda s t\u011bmi \u010derno\u0161sk\u00fdmi buchary! Kdy\u017e odlo\u017eil posledn\u00ed kousek oble\u010den\u00ed, moje t\u011blo \u0161\u00edlelo po po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9m utahov\u00e1ku a ten, kter\u00fd tr\u010del Larrymu mezi nohama, byl skute\u010dn\u011b obrovit\u00fd a v\u00e1biv\u011b \u010dern\u00fd. Svl\u00e9kni m\u011b! Zachr\u010dela jsem nadr\u017een\u011b. Chci t\u011b! Ka\u0161lala jsem v t\u00e9 chv\u00edli na v\u0161echno, nevid\u011bla jsem nic ne\u017e tu dlouhou, tlustou \u010dernou \u017e\u00edlu, po kter\u00e9 jsem tolik tou\u017eila. V m\u017eiku jsem byla nah\u00e1 a L\u00e1\u010fa zavelel: Ku\u0159 m\u011b! Poslechla jsem ho, jako bych byla v transu. Tak, a te\u010f pozn\u00e1\u0161, co dok\u00e1\u017ee opravdov\u00fd \u010derno\u0161sk\u00fd buchar vyhrkl, vyt\u00e1hl ten sv\u016fj m\u00edrn\u011b ohnut\u00fd kyj z m\u00e9 pusy a pomalu jej zasouval do m\u00e9 zm\u00e1\u010den\u00e9 p\u00ed\u010di, kter\u00e1 se nap\u00ednala k prasknut\u00ed. \u0160oustal m\u011b hezky vl\u00e1\u010dn\u011b a laskal m\u011b rukama i \u00fasty po cel\u00e9m t\u011ble. <\/p>\n<p>U\u017e ani nev\u00edm, kolikr\u00e1t jsem se za ten ve\u010der ud\u011blala. Kdy\u017e se p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil ke slastn\u00e9mu vrcholu L\u00e1\u010fa, zachrapt\u011bl: Nech si to nast\u0159\u00edkat do pusy! Kdy\u017e jsem uc\u00edtila jeho b\u00e1je\u010dn\u011b hork\u00e9 semeno, bla\u017een\u011b jsem je polykala a olizovala se a\u017e za u\u0161ima. Potom jsme se vysprchovali, obl\u00e9kli a rozlou\u010dili. Kdy\u017e jsem se vracela dom\u016f, bylo mi fantasticky, i kdy\u017e m\u011b tro\u0161ku bolela svaty\u0148ka. 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Le\u017eela jsem v sol\u00e1riu a opalovala se. M\u016fj mu\u017e obvykle vtipkuje t\u00edm, \u017ee mi do sol\u00e1ria n\u011bco podstr\u010d\u00ed. Tentokr\u00e1t to byl vibr\u00e1tor, o kter\u00e9m v\u00ed, \u017ee ho hrozn\u011b r\u00e1da pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":226,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-klasika"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":1793,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/226"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":778,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions\/778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.epovidky.com\/index2.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}